The Official NLT "Non Attendee" Bikini Bottom

Didn’t make the Invitational? Fine. You can still represent.

The Official NLT “Non Attendee” Bikini Bottom exists because apparently the brotherhood needed a uniform for the people who weren’t even invited. Flattering V-cut, high-leg shape, soft double-layered fabric, and enough NLT attitude to make the joke land from across the pool.

SHIPPING IS INCLUDED
The price you see includes standard shipping. No surprise shipping charge at checkout.

DON’T WAIT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE
This item is made to order. If you need it in hand before travel, a party, or a questionable poolside decision, order at least 2 weeks before the date you need it delivered. 3 weeks is the better target.

NLT CREDIT RULES
You are always welcome to add more to your order and pay the difference. If you spend less than the full value of your NLT merchandise credit, you lose the unused amount. No refund is issued for unused credit.

DETAILS

• V-cut bikini bottom
• Flattering high-leg cut
• Soft double-layered fabric
• UPF 50+ protection

Non-attendee. Still somehow part of the story.